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$6.00 won 5 votes

Just seen a burglar kicking his own door in.

I asked: “What are you doing?”

He said: “Working from home.”

5 votes

posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$15.00 won 9 votes

My husband made me mad today so I poured some water in front of the washer.

He’s been in there for 2 hours trying to fix the washer.

9 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Chloe2015" |
6 votes

A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin.

"Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful and a great lover."

"Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too."

6 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |
3 votes

The cable repairman was on my street and asked me what time it was.

I told him it is between 1:00 pm and 4:00 pm.

3 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |