Latest Jokes

Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case.

"Look," said one to the other, "let's be honest with each other."

"Okay, you first," replied the other.

That was the end of the discussion.

Why do teenage girls only hang around in groups of odd numbers?

"Because OMG they can’t even..."

Told my daughter at 20 to get a job or sleep in the garage...

20 years later she has done wonders with the garage!

"Everyone at work told me to stop making jokes about puns."

"Why is that?"

"Because none of them were punny!"

"Stop. Just stop now."