Out to lunch! If not back by five, out for dinner!
What do you call someone who steals energy?
a Joule thief.
What would you call a remake of TRON?
Interviewer: "Why did you leave your last job?"
Candidate: "There was a relocation."
Interviewer: "You moved?"
Candidate: "No, my company did. They just didn’t tell me where to."