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$8.00 won 4 votes

A guy kept boring his friends by going on and on about his ideas for a musical based on his life.

Eventually one of them said to him, “Look man, there’s no need to make a song and dance about it!”

4 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
5 votes
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Knock knock...

Knock knock...

Knock knock...

Knock knock...

Knock knock...

Guess nobody's home...

5 votes

posted by "Egbert" |
$7.00 won 2 votes

A music store was robbed last week...

Thieves made away with the lute.

2 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$9.00 won 6 votes

The bank robber enters the bank with his gun drawn in plain sight.

He walks to the middle of the lobby, pauses for a few seconds, turns around a couple of times, and then approaches a teller.

Then scratching his temple with the gun barrel, he says to the teller, "Do you ever enter a room and forget why?"

6 votes

CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "barber7796" |