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I was struggling to get my wife’s attention?

So I simply sat down and looked comfortable.

That did the trick.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flies...

I just didn’t realize it would Zoom!

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Donna: "I can tell if someone is lying just by looking at him."

Ashley: "Really?"

Donna: "Yep. I can tell if he is standing too."

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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The other day I got carded at the liquor store. While I was taking out my ID, my old Blockbuster card fell out.

The clerk shook his head and said, “Never mind,” and rang me up.

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