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$6.00 won 3 votes
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If you hear no evil and see no evil...

Then call the TV repairman.

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$12.00 won 5 votes

Judge: "Why did you steal from the same shop twice?"

Thief: "Because the shop had a board that said, 'Thank you, come again!'"

5 votes

CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Heaven" |
$50.00 won 8 votes
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John: Do you know how we can make varnish disappear?

Joseph: No. How can we make it disappear?

John: Just remove the letter "r" and it will vanish!

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

Little Anne came running into the house after the school one day, shouting, "Daddy! Daddy! I got 100 in school today!"

"That's great sweetheart!" said her daddy.

"Come into the living room and tell me about it," daddy continued.

Little Anne said, "Well, I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math and 20 in science."

5 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "kjk" |