There are bats hanging off a branch upside down, all except one.
Two bats comment, "What's happened to this one?"
"I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted."
Show me where Stalin is buried...
... and I'll show you a communist plot.
The warehouse foreman walked up on a worker and caught him napping.
"Hey!" the foreman shouted. "Why aren't you working?"
"Because I didn't see you coming."
She entered the office of a noted divorce lawyer. "I want to know if I have grounds for divorce? "she asked.
"Are you married?" asked the lawyer.
"Yes, I am."
"Then, "he replied, "you have ground."