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Little Mary's father was typing away at his home computer, when she sneaked up behind him. Suddenly, she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!"

"What is it?" her sister asked eagerly.

Proudly Little Mary replied, "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"

6 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
1 votes
 

A bicycle rolls into the doctor's office.

It says, “ Doc, you gotta help me! I can’t keep from yawning all day long.”

The doctor says, “ Well, I think it’s because you’re too tired.”

1 votes

posted by "JCVD" |
$12.00 won 6 votes

Little Johnny, on recess, was carrying a car door while playing outside with his buddies on a very hot day.

His teacher called him over to ask, "Why?"

Little Johnny replied, "If I get too hot, I can roll down the car window!"

6 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "maryjones" |
$7.00 won 4 votes

After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news, "Honey, we've finally saved enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979!"

"You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly.

"No," said the husband, "a 1979 Cadillac!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "wadejagz" |