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$12.00 won 8 votes

A friend of mine went on safari in Africa when he comes across an elephant. It's lying on the ground in distress. He investigates and finds a thorn in its foot. He removes it and the elephant happily trots away.

Twenty years later we were in London on business and were watching a circus procession pass by. When along comes an elephant, as it gets level with him, it stops, looks straight at him, reaches out with its trunk and lift him into the air and smashes him into the ground.

It was a different elephant.

8 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "maryjones" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

Do you know the new type of knock knock joke that starts with "no me neither?"

"No."

"Me neither."

7 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

I was just born. My father asks my mother, "Do you have a name in mind?"

My mom replies, "No, uhh..."

My dad interrupts, "Noah! Perfect name!"

That's how I got the name Noah.

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "dddddddddd" |
$15.00 won 4 votes

A taxpayer received a strongly worded "second notice" that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector's office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice.

"Oh," confided the collector with a smile, "we don't send out first notices. We have found that the second notices are more effective."

4 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "HENNE" |