Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I did not know you could YODEL!
Upon enrolling in college my father gave me a really bad THESAURUS...
Not only is it terrible, but it's really TERRIBLE!
I can't remember how to write 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals.
I am LIVID!