Latest Jokes

Mr. Jones visited the Widow Brown every evening and had tea.

"Why don't you marry her?" ask a friend.

"I have often thought about it," said Mr. Jones. "But where would I spend my evenings?"

Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day.

Teach a man to fish...

And he's going to spend a fortune on gear he'll use twice a year!

Interviewer: Your asking for a pretty high salary for someone without any experience.

Interviewee: Well, this job is going to be super hard since I don't know what I'm doing.

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today...

That’s 7 years in a row now...