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What do you call a priest that’s also a lawyer?

A father in law.

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "sarsfieldk" |
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As I pulled into the gas station, I noticed a woman trying to push her car toward the pump. Having always considered myself a Good Samaritan, I parked and joined her in pushing her car.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm giving you a hand," I said. "What are you doing?"

"I'm stretching before my run."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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A man came in late for work one day for the second time that week. His boss called him into her office and said, “What’s your excuse this time?”

He shrugged and said, “My clock didn’t go off and I overslept.”

She replied, “You could at least tell me something I haven’t heard before.”

He replied, “You are looking lovely today.”

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
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posted by "Everleigh" |
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My face in the mirror isn’t wrinkled or drawn.

My house isn’t dirty. The cobwebs are gone.

My garden looks lovely and so does my lawn.

I think I might never put my glasses back on.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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posted by "Everleigh" |