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What did the Brit say when he paid 2,000 pounds for his fridge?

"Goodness gracious, that costs a ton!"

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posted by "Jenmo1" |
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German man are watching a street performer. While he’s juggling, the street performer notices that the four have a bad view, so he stands on a crate and asks them, “Can you all see me now?”

The four guys respond to him, “Yes...”

“Oui...”

“Si...”

“Ja!”

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posted by "ineffable" |
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Q: Why don’t prison wardens serve strawberries?

A: They keep making the prisoners break out.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A mother was visiting her son on an Army base, and chatted with a colleague of his.

"What rank are you?" she asked.

"I'm relieved to say that I've just been promoted from captain to major."

"Why relieved?"

"Because," he replied, "my last name is Hook."

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posted by "wadejagz" |