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A stage mother cornered the concert violinist in his dressing room and insisted he listen to a tape of her talented son playing the violin.

The man agreed to listen, and the woman switched on the tape player. “What music!” the violinist thought. A difficult piece, but played with such genius that it brought tears to his eyes. He listened spellbound to the entire recording.

“Madam,” he whispered, "is that your son?”

“No," she replied. “That’s Jascha Heifetz. But my son sounds just like him!”

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CATEGORY Musician Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Why are men with pierced ears well prepared for marriage?

Because they have already experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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I’m gonna eat Henry.
I’m gonna eat Phil.
I’m gonna eat Debbie.
I’m gonna eat Jill.
I’m gonna eat Tommy.
And Sue, no surprise.

Is it weird that I like to name all my french fries?

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I applied for a job as a weatherman, but my knowledge of meteorology was a little cloudy.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |