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I was offered a gig at the London Crematorium...

I turned it down as I worried it would be dead audience.

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Boy: Do you love me?

Girl: Yes dear.

Boy: Would you die for me?

Girl: No, mine is an undying love.

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At the end of last semester, a fellow student complained about how he failed the English course.

The teacher invited him to write a formal letter of complaint to the principal.

I glanced at his letter to see how it was going.

His first sentence read, "Dear Principle, it is infair and unposible that I faled english."

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A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |