"Oh, I'm so happy to see you," the little boy said to his grandmother on his dad's side. "Now maybe mom will do the trick she has been promising us."
The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that?" she asked.
"I heard her tell daddy," the little boy answered, "that she would climb the walls if you came to visit us again.
A male brain and a female brain were for sale at a scientist convention.
Which brain was more expensive?
The male brain was more expensive because it had never been used.
My significant other and I were discussing mistakes we have made in our relationship.
I suggested she should embrace her mistakes.
She then hugged me.
Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?
Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.