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Favorite this joke Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion...
They said he'll be given a tough sentence!
Father: Didn’t you promise to be a good boy?
Little Johnny: Yes, father.
Father: And didn’t I promise to punish you if you weren’t?
Little Johnny: Yes, father. But since I’ve broken my promise, you don’t have to keep yours.
Over a drink on evening the discussion turned to length of hair...
Mr. Jones: "Don't you think long hair on a man makes him look intellectual?"
Mr. Smith: "That depends. My wife found a long hair on my coat sleeve yesterday."
Two friends met after not seeing each other for a couple of months.
Bill: "Jack, you look like you not doing well?"
Jack (swiping the sweat off his brow): "I ain't been ill. It's the work doing me in. Working from seven in the morning till six at night. Only one hour for a break. Think of it. Very taxing on ones body."
Bill: "Wow, and how long has this been going on? How long you been working for that company?"
Jack: "Oh, I haven't been there yet. I begin tomorrow," he added gloomily.
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