Upon arrival, the lumberjack started to swing at the tree, when the tree suddenly shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!”
The lumberjack grinned and said, “And you will dialogue!”
Q: Why do radio announcers have little hands?
A: Wee paws for station identification.
Q: What did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride?
A: “Whooaa, horsey, whooaa!”
My grandfather has lion heart and eagle eyes!
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