A professor at a museum noticed his tomb exhibit was empty.

He walks by a little boy who is lost and crying.

He asked the boy what's wrong. "I want my mommy!" the boy sniffed.

The professor said, "I know how you feel, I want my mummy too!"

A guy bet against his friend who was boxing but his friend won.

"You bet against me?!" his friend asked.

"Yeah, but you double crossed me and decided to actually win this time!"