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I took my daughter to the dentist for a checkup. After a thorough examination, the dentist told her she needed a filling.

After removing the cavity, the dentist asked her what kind of filling would she like.

She replied, "Chocolate, please."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

There is a guy stealing iPhones around town...

At some point he’s going to face time!

8 votes

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$15.00 won 11 votes

A man walks into the grocery store and ask to speak to the manager about buying all the rotten eggs.

"What do you want with all the rotten eggs?" the manager asks. "Are you going to see the new comedian at the theater tonight?"

"Sh-sh-sh!" hissed the buyer nervously. "I am the new comedian."

11 votes

posted by "barber7796" |
$6.00 won 6 votes

What is muffins spelled backwards?

Exactly what you do when you take them out the oven.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |