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What US state has the most metal?

Florida, it has a panhandle on top and keys on the bottom.

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posted by "Glenn Diamant" |
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I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today."

"Which doctor?" she asked.

"No, the regular kind."

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posted by "raza" |
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"I must have the worst job on earth."

"Why do you say that?"

"I work at the circus as a human cannon ball and I get fired every day."

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posted by "John Pinto" |
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All my husband wanted was to pay for some batteries, but none of the clerks in the electronics store seemed interested in helping him.

"I've got an idea," I said and pulled a tape measure out of my purse. I stepped over to one of the giant plasma-screen TVs and started to measure it.

Faster than you can say high definition, a young man came running over. "May I help you?" he asked breathlessly.

"Yes," I said. "I'd like to buy these batteries."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |