Latest Jokes

Why did the members of a new rock band wear costumes, masks, and capes?

Why else, because they were a super-group!

Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of hungry wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket.

After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, "Well, do you want to make a run for it, or should we stay here for a few days and out number them?"

Why do watermelons contain so much water?

Because they're planted in the spring.