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My flight is getting ready to be pushed back from the gate when I get tapped on the shoulder from a lady sitting behind me.

"We are so blessed today, we have a Latter Day Saint's Missionary on Board," she says, "and no plane has ever crashed with an LDS Missionary on board."

I turn to her and say," Ma'am, we're doubly blessed today because no flight has ever crashed with me on board either!"

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "JohnT" |
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Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case.

"Look," said one to the other, "let's be honest with each other."

"Okay, you first," replied the other.

That was the end of the discussion.

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |
7 votes

Why do teenage girls only hang around in groups of odd numbers?

"Because OMG they can’t even..."

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posted by "Frank Bieniek" |
4 votes

Told my daughter at 20 to get a job or sleep in the garage...

20 years later she has done wonders with the garage!

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Fasteddie686" |