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Why didn't the new Apple software work?

The developer took a byte out of it.

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posted by "FTomasz" |
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The minister, meeting a neighbor's son after church, noticed he had a black eye. He put his hand on the boys head and says, "My boy, I pray you may never fight again. And that you will never get a black eye again."

"Thank you," the boy answered. "You may want to go home and pray for your own son too, I just gave him two of them."

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posted by "Benjones" |
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Where does a pessimistic space shuttle travel?

Through Negative Space.

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posted by "darryl Whetung" |
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A man went to his doctor and said, "Help me, doctor. I think my eyesight is getting worse."

The doctor asked the man to look out the window. "Tell me what you see," he said, pointing.

"I see the sun," the man replied.

The doctor turned to him and asked, "Just how much farther do you want to see?"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |