Latest Jokes

Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of hungry wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket.

After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, "Well, do you want to make a run for it, or should we stay here for a few days and out number them?"

Why do watermelons contain so much water?

Because they're planted in the spring.

Who's able to clear up the rubbish?

Trash can.