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Sign outside local pub:

Special!

Buy 1 beer at twice the price and get a SECOND BEER FREE!

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posted by "barber7796" |
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When I told my parents over the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said, "Have you tried euthanasia?"

In the background I heard my mom yell, "For the last time, it's echinacea!"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
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posted by "HENNE" |
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A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly.

The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France."

The new man asked, "What happened?"

"One day Riley reported his credit cards missing."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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As he was standing in line at the grocery store checkout counter, a friend of John's noticed he was purchasing a dozen roses and a card.

"You in trouble with Jill?" the friend asked John.

"Nope!" was John's reply. "Preventive maintenance."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |