Latest Jokes

While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face.

As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?"

"No, I'm fine," I said.

"Oh, good," she continued, "Will you be vacating your parking space now?"

I've just turned down a job delivering for my local fruit and veg shop.

They offered to pay me in vegetables, but the celery was unacceptable.

Self isolation is getting so bad I’m starting to crush on my roommate...

And we’ve been married for more than 20 years.