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Sometime around two in the morning our phone rang, waking us out of a sound sleep. "Wrong number," my husband growled and slammed down the receiver.

A few minutes later it rang again. I heard him say, "One with pepperoni and extra cheese and one with sausage. Pick up in 20 minutes."

"What was that?" I asked.

"I took his order. Now we can sleep."

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posted by "Heaven" |
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Everybody knows 40 is the new 30, right?

But the police officer giving me a speeding ticket couldn’t be persuaded.

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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"Hello," exclaimed Jenkins, as he met his friend Jones. "You're looking a bit off color. Anything wrong?"

"I'm afraid there is," replied Jones, "I've had to give up drinking, smoking and gambling."

"Well, I must say that's all to your credit," commended Jenkins.

"Oh, no, it isn't," snapped Jones. "Its due to my lack of credit."

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posted by "maryjones" |
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Where do Squirrels go during Hurricanes?

Pretty Much anywhere depending on how fast the wind is blowing

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posted by "CoachLeftwich" |