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$9.00 won 5 votes

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I would have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$6.00 won 3 votes
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Why did the man show up for jury duty with a towel and sunscreen?

Because when he called in to make sure he had to come downtown to serve, the jury coordinator told him to come prepared to stay all day in the jury pool.

3 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "John F. Rudisill" |
$12.00 won 4 votes
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Why did little Johnny put his teddy in the freezer?

He wanted a Polar Bear.

4 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$25.00 won 4 votes
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Scarecrows are always outstanding in their field...

But HAY, its in their JEANS!

4 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Benjones" |