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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with wearing different clothes every half an hour.

I said, “Wait, I can change!”

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posted by "Adie Peter" |
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What is the difference between man and pig?

A pig can never be a man.

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posted by "Stojko" |
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A woman walked past a pet store and looked in and saw a parrot. The parrot said, “Hey lady, you sure are ugly.”

The lady was so upset that she ran inside and told the owner, “If your parrot says that about me again I will tell everyone I know that you are training your parrots to say mean things.”

The owner replied, “I promise you ma'am, my bird will never say those words to you again.”

The next day the lady came into the pet store and the parrot looked at the lady and said, “Hey lady, you know!”

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posted by "Mike Reed" |
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Yo Momma is so dumb...

She was hiding from burglars behind glass doors!

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posted by "Egbert" |