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Customer: "Excuse me, but are you looking to hire any help at present?"

Manager: "No, we already have all the staff we need."

Customer: "In that case, would you mind getting someone to wait on me?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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The man selling two-dollar tickets at Monmouth Racetrack registered complete surprise when a horse stepped up to the window, and asked to bet on himself.

"What's the matter?" snorted the horse. "Are you astonished that I can talk?"

"Not at all," said the man. "I'm surprised that you think you can win."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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posted by "Ed ORorke" |
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A camel can work for a week without drinking...

A man can drink for a week without working.

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posted by "Douglas" |
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Which is it again, is it the right to bear arms?

Or the right to arm bears?

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "shopin55" |