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Bill meets Doug shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift wrapped box.

"It's my wife's birthday tomorrow." Doug said. "Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday."

"And???" Bill asked.

"Well, she said 'Oh, I don't know just give me something with diamonds in it'."

"So what did you get her?" asked Bill.

"I bought her a deck of cards!!"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Knock Knock...

Who's there?

Owls say...

Owls say who?

Yes, yes they do.

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "maryjones" |
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One week our preacher preached on commitment, and how we should dedicate ourselves to service. The director then led the choir in singing, 'I Shall Not Be Moved.'

The next Sunday, the preacher preached on giving and how we should gladly give to the work of the Lord. The choir director then led the song, 'Jesus Paid It All.'

The next Sunday, the preacher preached on gossiping and how we should watch our tongues. The hymn was 'I Love To Tell The Story.'

The preacher became disgusted over the situation, and the next Sunday he told the congregation he was considering resigning. The choir then sang 'Oh, Why Not Tonight.'

When the preacher resigned the next week, he told the church that Jesus had led him there and Jesus was taking him away. The choir then sang, 'What A Friend We Have in Jesus.'

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "HENNE" |
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, and cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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posted by "sarsfieldk" |