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What’s the difference between love and marriage?

Love is one long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.

Father: Little Johnny, I see by your report card that you are not doing well in history. How come?

Little Johnny: I can’t help it. The teacher always asks me about things that happened before I was born.

Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.

Man: Wait! I can explain everything.

After reviewing Little Johnny's report card, Johnny's mother gave praise for the marks he received except for one class. "Johnny, I wish you would pay a little attention to your arithmetic."

"Well I do," Johnny replied. "I pay as little attention to arithmetic as possible."