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I was trying to develop a joke about PALLETS...

But I am not able to find one that stacks up.

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posted by "Benjones" |
$9.00 won 5 votes

Two little boys were at a wedding when one leaned over to the other and asked, "How many wives can a man have?"

His friend answered, "Sixteen... four better, four worse, four richer, and four poorer."

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posted by "LScott969" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

A man is applying for a job in a circus. The interviewer asks: "So what can you do?"

"I can do a really good bird impression" replied the man

"Oh we already have people who do that here, we won't be needing you for that"

"Oh well," the man said sadly and flew away.

8 votes

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posted by "Adie Peter" |
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I was having trouble with the idea of turning 30 and was oversensitive to any signs of advancing age. When I found a prominent gray hair right at the front, I pointed to my forehead.

"Have you seen this?" I indignantly asked my husband.

"What?" he asked. "The wrinkles?"

3 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "HENNE" |