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Favorite this joke While working in the psychology department at a local college, I was asked to enlarge a chart for a meeting. I called the copy room and asked, "Can I get something blown up down there?"
After a pause, the voice on the line replied, "I think you want the chemistry lab."
A police car pulled up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa got out. The polite policeman explained that the elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way home.
"Morris," said grandma, "you've been going to that park for over 30 years, how come you get lost today?"
Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn't hear, grandpa whispered, "I wasn't lost. I was just too tired to walk home."
Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
At a first date:
He: “I work with animals every day.”
She: “Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?”
He: “I’m a butcher."
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