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My friend was telling me the other day that his wife's intuition is so highly developed that she knows he's wrong before he says anything.

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posted by "Benjones" |
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As the philosophy professor looked out over his 8:00 am class he noticed that half of them were sound asleep, and the remaining students were struggling to keep their eyes open. Near the back of the class sat Betty, bright eyed and bushy tailed, eagerly taking notes.

After class, the professor stopped Betty and asked, "Betty, why is it that half way through my lecture I notice that most of the students are sleeping, but there you are wide awake rapidly writing notes."

Betty replied, "Well, sir, the night before our class, I remove my contacs,and place them in the fridge. The next morning I put them on before class."

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posted by "Ed ORorke" |
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Dave irritated everyone in our office. Whether it was the tone of his voice or his condescending attitude, we all steered clear.

He must have suspected he was annoying because he asked a co-worker, "Why does everybody take an instant dislike to me?"

Larry responded, "It saves time."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Some people say that I'm superficial...

But that's just on the surface.

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posted by "wadejagz" |