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A friend of mine told her husband they had a Catholic bird in their yard.

"A what? How do you know it's a Catholic bird?"

"Because it's a Cardinal."

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posted by "Janice Marler" |
$25.00 won 9 votes

The judge wanted to make sure the witness understood the solemnity of the occasion.

"Do you know what the word 'oath' means?" asks the judge.

"Sure do," says the witness. "Oath means if I swear to a lie, I gotta stick with it."

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posted by "barber7796" |
$10.00 won 8 votes

A customer walked up to my bank window and asked me to cash a check.

“Of course,” I said. “But I’ll need to see ID.”

She dug though her purse and handed me a snapshot.

“That’s me in the middle,” she said.

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$15.00 won 9 votes

A long winded attorney was arguing a technical case before one of the judges of the superior courts. The attorney had rambled on in such a desultory way that it became very difficult to follow his line of thought, and the judge had just yawned very suggestively.

With a trace of sarcasm in his voice, the tiresome attorney ventured to observe: "I sincerely trust that I am not unduly trespassing on the time of this court."

"My friend," returned his honor, "there is considerable difference between trespassing on time and encroaching upon eternity."

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posted by "maryjones" |