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"Do you love me with all your heart and soul?" asked Becky on Valentines Day.

"Mmm hmm," replied Dave.

"Do you think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world?"

"Mmm hmm."

"Do you think my lips are like rose petals?"

"Mmm hmm."

"Oh Dave," gushed Becky, "you say the most beautiful things!"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A good speech needs a good beginning and a good ending...

... and they should be as close together as possible.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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In a democracy it's your vote that counts...

In feudalism, it's your Count that votes!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Archilles' elbow...

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posted by "Benjones" |