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$9.00 won 6 votes

A man is stunned when his hot, newly divorced neighbor knocks at his door. He answers eagerly and she asks him, "Are you free tonight?"

He blurts out, "Yes!"

She asks, "Great! Would you watch my kids?"

6 votes

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$25.00 won 10 votes

Two little girls were playing together one afternoon in the park when one said, "I wonder what time it is?"

"Well, it can't be four o'clock," replied the other with magnificent logic.

"How do you know," asked the first girl.

"Because my mother said I was to be home by four o'clock and I'm not."

10 votes

posted by "Benjones" |
2 votes

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he whispered, "I forgot my teeth."

The man replied, "No problem." With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. "Try these," he said.

The speaker tried them. "Too loose."

"I have another pair...try these."

The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight."

The man was not taken aback at all. He then said, "I have one more pair of false teeth...try them." The speaker tried them and happily replied, "They fit perfectly."

With that the speaker ate his meal and gave his address. After the dinner meeting was over, he went over to thank the man who had helped him. "I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist."

The man replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm the local undertaker."

2 votes

posted by "HENNE" |
$6.00 won 6 votes

Wayne, who has been impatiently waiting for a friend: "Where have you been all afternoon?"

Friend: "I just saw the movie 'Henry the Sixteenth'."

Wayne: "You mean 'Henry the Eight', where did you get 'Henry the Sixteenth'?"

Friend: "I sat through it twice."

6 votes

posted by "Everleigh" |