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There will be a baby boom in 9 months...

And in 2033 we’ll witness the rise of the quaranteens!

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside.

When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he knocked on the cabin door. There was no answer.

He knocked again, louder this time. There was still no answer.

Finally he hammered at the door as hard as he could and heard a voice from inside the space ship saying, "Who's there?!?!"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my bank. Barely able to enunciate, I told the teller, "I'm sorry about not speaking more clearly. I've been to the dentist."

"You should have used the drive-through," she said.


"Everyone who goes through sounds like you," she explained.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary on the first day of registration.

"He's a magician," said the new boy.

"How exciting. What's his best trick?"

"He saws people in half."

"How impressive! Now, do you have any brothers or sisters?"

" half brother and two half sisters."

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posted by "HENNE" |