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Favorite this joke I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me...
The second one didn't!
When a man steals your wife...
There is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A blast from the past.
Sometime around two in the morning our phone rang, waking us out of a sound sleep. "Wrong number," my husband growled and slammed down the receiver.
A few minutes later it rang again. I heard him say, "One with pepperoni and extra cheese and one with sausage. Pick up in 20 minutes."
"What was that?" I asked.
"I took his order. Now we can sleep."
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