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$15.00 won 7 votes

In San Diego to work with military linguists, my colleague and I checked into a hotel and ordered a 5 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, the phone didn’t ring until 5:30.

“You were supposed to call us at 5 a.m.!” I admonished the desk clerk on the other end of the line. “What if I had to close a ­million-dollar contract this morning? Your oversight would have cost me the deal!”

“Sir,” he said calmly, “if you had to close that type of deal, I doubt you’d be staying in this type of hotel.”

7 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$8.00 won 6 votes

Torrential rainstorms were knocking down power lines all over town. That meant, as a customer service rep for the electric company, I was dispatching repairmen right and left.

When one lineman called a customer to get her exact address, he was told, "I'm at Post Office Box 99."

The weary lineman replied, "Ma'am, I'll be coming to you in a truck, not an envelope."

6 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
$50.00 won 10 votes

Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair...

I’ve heard nothing since.

10 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
4 votes

Nearly 100% of all deaths occur on Earth...

That makes it the deadliest planet in the Solar System.

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |