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Two drunks were babbling about when they were born as they leaned heavily against the bar.

"You know," said one, "when I was born I weighed a pound and a half, and that's a fact."

"You don't say," said the other. "And did you live?"

"Did I live?" exclaimed the first. "Heck man, you ought to see me now."

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