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Favorite this joke “Excuse me,” said the game warden as he approach Little Johnny, “you need a permit to be fishing on this lake.”
Little Johnny looked at his bucket full of fish and said, “I'm doing just fine with worms.”
Teacher: Little Johnny, how do you spell “rain”?
Little Johnny: R-A-N-E.
Teacher: That’s the worst spell of rain we’ve had around here in a long time.
A young man was sitting next to me in one of the two chairs provided for men outside the ladies fitting room in our local department store. After 30 minutes and 6 changes of outfits, the fellow's wife came out of the changing room one more time. He looked at her and immediately said, "That looks great on you! Get that one."
"Honey," she replied, "this is what I was wearing when we came in."
As I grew a beard my wife said, "That beard looks ugly."
I replied, "I'm growing a beard to keep the girls away."
She laughed, "There aren't any girls around."
"There," I quipped, "it's working already."
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