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My son thinks I set the bar too high for him as a child.

It seems like he never got over it.

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posted by "Egbert" |
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Do you know why potatoes are never single in a bag?

Because they have a lot of buds.

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posted by "Rolley Marvel" |
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Customer: "Excuse me waiter, this coffee tastes like mud."

Waiter: "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

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posted by "Patsy Christian" |
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Mark was passing by the bar on the way home from work when he sees his good friend Tom gulping down one shot after another.

Fearing the worst, Mark charged into the bar and confronted Tom. “Tom what’s going on?” Mark asked.

“It’s my wife Beckie,” Tom replied. “She ran off with my best friend!”

“Hey wait a second!" said Mark. “Aren’t I your best friend?”

“Not any more,” Tom said with a happy smile. “He is!”

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |