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Favorite this joke Victim (after burglary): They stole everything from my house but the soap and towels.
Policeman: Why, those dirty crooks!
"You in the back of the room, what was the date of the signing of the Magna Carter?"
"I dunno."
"You don't? Well let's try this. Who was Bonny Prience Charley?"
"I dunno."
"Well, tell me what the Tennis Court Oath was?"
"I dunno."
"I assigned this stuff last Friday. What were you doing this last weekend?"
"I was out drinking beer and fishing with friends."
"You were? What audacity to stand there and tell me a thing like that? How do you ever expect to pass this course?"
"I don't. I just came in to fix the radiator."
I still have a lot of trouble with wrong numbers. Yesterday I dialed the Red Cross and got the Internal Revenue Service in error.
So the IRS operator asked me what number I had dialed. I said, "The Red Cross, you know, where they take the blood."
She said, "Well, you aren't too far off, are you?"
“Excuse me,” said the game warden as he approach Little Johnny, “you need a permit to be fishing on this lake.”
Little Johnny looked at his bucket full of fish and said, “I'm doing just fine with worms.”
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