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Q: What does a ghost call his mom and dad?

A: His transparents.

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We've just played the Christmas edition of Clue...

My wife murdered the Christmas dinner, in the kitchen, with the oven!

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Figuring that her 4 year old son Kevin was listening in the next room, Janet decided to tell her husband Don the latest Christmas gift she had bought the boy by spelling out the words "fire truck".

Don nodded and said, "I think it would be a great Christmas gift."

From the other side of the wall, they heard Kevin yell, "I don't want letters for Christmas!"

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Teacher: "Where did Abraham Lincoln live?"

Little Johnny: "At the Gettysburg Address."

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