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She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift.

"Aha," she thought, "I have that monogrammed silver tray from my wedding that I never use. I'll just take it to a silversmith and have him remove my monogram and put hers on it. Voila, one cheap wedding present."

She took it to the silversmith and asked him to remove her monogram and put the new one on. The silversmith examined the tray carefully, shook his head and said, "Lady, this can only be done so many times!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Why are perforations on a piece of paper a bad idea?

Because they're just tearable!

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Where do you find giant snails?

At the end of a giant's fingers.

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Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can SCANDINAVIAN.

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posted by "max.oakes" |