Why do teenage girls only hang around in groups of odd numbers?
"Because OMG they can’t even..."
Told my daughter at 20 to get a job or sleep in the garage...
20 years later she has done wonders with the garage!
"Everyone at work told me to stop making jokes about puns."
"Why is that?"
"Because none of them were punny!"
"Stop. Just stop now."
Little Johnny came home from Sunday School with the distressing news news that he had lost the penny given to him for the collection.
"But Johnny, this is the third Sunday in a row that you have lost your penny," indicated his mother.
"Well," replied Johnny, "I gotta win sooner or later."