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When it comes to telling her age, she's shy...

About 10 years shy!!!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Why is 68 afraid of 70?

Because 69 and 70 got into a fight and 71.

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"Where do you see yourself in six months?"

"I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

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posted by "mcdanijt" |
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The morning of the big parade, a man and a little boy entered a barber shop together. "Give me the full treatment," the man said. "I want to look good in the parade!"

After the man received a shave, manicure, and haircut, he placed the boy in the chair. "I'm going to buy a new tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes."

When the boy's haircut was done and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "It looks like your daddy forgot all about you."

"That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, "Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |