Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?
To make ends meat.
You know what really hurts me inside?
Why haven't Aliens visited out Solar System yet?
They looked at the reviews...
Only 1 star!
Daughter: "Mom, are you gaining some weights?"
Mother: "Hon, it's because your dad always makes me angry. When I am mad, I eat a lot."
Daughter: "No wonder dad is bigger."