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Patient: "Doctor, can you tell me what are your fees?"

Doctor: "For the 1st visit I charge $2000 and the 2nd visit is free."

[The patient then decided to lie.]

Patient: "Doctor, this is my second visit."

Doctor: "In that case, please continue taking the medicines that I had prescribed on your first visit."

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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How are coffee beans like kids?

They're always getting grounded.

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posted by "tosh" |
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Husband and wife were having a discussion about their in-laws. The wife declares that she "hates" her in-laws.

The husband replies, "I like your mother-in-law more than I like mine!"

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posted by "Benjones" |
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"You know how that saying goes..."

"What saying?"

"Beauty is in the eyes of the beer-holder."

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posted by "Benjones" |