What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force!
After completing dinner, a husband carries his plate to the sink and starts washing it.
His wife looks at him in disbelief and says, "Honey, we are not at home. This is a restaurant."
What did the egg say to the whisk?
I know when I'm beaten.
Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
Because he wanted to see a butter fly!