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Two chickens were at a crossroad. One road led to KFC and the other one led to Popeyes.

The two chickens decided to part ways. The chicken that went to KFC was killed immediately. The chicken that went to Popeyes was left alone.

He forgot to bring his own bun.

4 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "LasVegasChic" |
$15.00 won 9 votes

A man walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?"

The librarian responds, "It rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not."

9 votes

CATEGORY College Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
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Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks, "Have you read Marx?"

The other replies, "Yes, it's these darn wicker chairs!"

9 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "barber7796" |
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What do you call a priest that’s also a lawyer?

A father in law.

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "sarsfieldk" |