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Old mathematicians never die...

They just lose some of their functions.

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "aak" |
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A husband got his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas. It came with a coffin, tomb stone, the works.

Next Christmas comes by and the husband gets her nothing. The mother-in-law asks, "Why didn't you get me a gift?"

The husband says, "You haven't used the one I got you last year."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A child goes to his father and asks, "Father, how do parents think of names for their children?"

The father answers, "Well, son, the night before the mother gives birth, the father goes into the woods and camps for the night. When he wakes the following morning, the first thing he sees is what he names his child, which is why your sister is named Soaring Eagle. Why do you ask, Bear Poop?"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car's radio telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.

The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner."

No one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off the corner!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled glances in his direction. Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?"

"Pretty good," replied the veteran, "especially since this is a bus stop."

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |