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What starts with an "O" and ends with "nions" and sometimes make you cry?


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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Little Johnny came home from school with a sofa slung across his back I'm and armchairs under his arms.

His father said, ”Little Johnny, I told you not to accept suites from strangers.”

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?

Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife.

Waiter: Rare it is.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

Ken and Jim were fortunate in that they each had a season ticket to watch The Kansas City Royals. However, they had a friend Ed who would give his right arm for a season ticket. They could not help noticing that there was always an empty seat next to theirs.

One day, during a rain delay, Ken and Jim went to the ticket office and asked if they could buy the season ticket for their friend. The man at the window said, "Sorry men, that seat has already been sold."

Nevertheless, game after game, it was still empty. Then on Labor day, much to Ken and Jim's amazement, for the first time that season, the seat was full. Jim could not resist asking the newcomer, "Where have you been all season?"

"Don't ask," he said. "The wife bought this season ticket back in March, and gave it to me yesterday for a surprise Birthday present."

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Dansei59" |