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Magistrate: "What was he doing when you arrested him?"

Policeman: "He was arguing with a taxi driver, Your Honor."

Magistrate: "That is no proof he has drunk."

Policeman: "Well, Your Honor, there was no taxi driver there."

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posted by "RobertAlex" |
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The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She’s beautiful, isn’t she?"

I said, "If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend mate!"

He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?"

I said, "No, she’s an optician!"

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posted by "alexander" |
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What does a dalmatian say when scratching an itch?

"Ah, that's the spot!"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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posted by "Benjones" |
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I recently ask a not so bright applicant to fax me her resume...

She replied that she could not as she only had one copy.

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posted by "barber7796" |