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WCBS Newsradio880 anchor on how quickly the temperature dropped in NYC Tuesday:

"Someone said, 'The temperature fell from 90 to 55 so quickly, it was as if it saw a state trooper!'"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Child: "Mom, can I go out to play?"

Mom: "What? With those holes in your pants?"

Child: (looking down at his pants) "No, with the kids next door..."

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posted by "John W Kirschner" |
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A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new motorcycle. Only one question confused him. "Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?"

"I've got a kickstand," the prospect replied. "Is that the same thing?"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any responses to your ad that you're looking for a night watchman?"

"Yeah, we got robbed last night."

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posted by "HENNE" |