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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can't tuna fish! 

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One Easter Sunday morning as the pastor was preaching a children's sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg.

He pointed at the egg and asked the children, "What's in here?"

"I know, I know!" a little boy exclaimed, "Pantyhose!"

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What do you call a Volkswagen Beetle in which a poor person has to sleep?

A "Bed Bug"!

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Teacher: "John, what's the matter? Why are you looking so upset?"

John: "My dad is in police station and my mom is in hospital!"

Teacher: "Oh God! Please go home!"

The principal happened to see John leave. He asks the teacher, "Where's John heading to?"

Teacher: "I permitted him to go home because his dad is in police station and mom is in hospital."

Principal: "His dad is a cop and his mom is a nurse... where else they would be?"

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