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$6.00 won 4 votes

Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations she or he keeps cranking out.

A KEEN ANALYST: Thoroughly confused.
EXPRESSES SELF WELL: Can string two sentences together.
SPENDS EXTRA HOURS ON THE JOB: Miserable home life.
CONSCIENTIOUS AND CAREFUL: Scared.
METICULOUS IN ATTENTION TO DETAIL: A nitpicker.
DEMONSTRATES QUALITIES OF LEADERSHIP: Has a loud voice.
JUDGMENT IS USUALLY SOUND: Lucky.
KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR: Knows lots of dirty jokes.

4 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$9.00 won 7 votes

Two windmills are in a field. One asks, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other one says, "Well, I’m a big metal fan."

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$50.00 won 8 votes
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My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday.

I told her she will if she gets good grades, does her chores and follows the house rules.

Otherwise, she will get a cheaper phone because...

It’s my way or the Huawei...

8 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$5.00 won 4 votes
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Q: Daddy, why are all those cars beeping their horns?

A: Because they were just at a wedding.

Q: Don’t we beep the horn as a warning signal, Daddy?

A: Exactly, son.

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |