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Hard to believe, but many of our customers at the bank still don't know how to swipe their card through the ATM card reader. Because of this, my fellow tellers and I often find ourselves having to explain how it's done.

One teller complained that she kept getting odd looks every time she explained it. I found out why when I overheard her tell one man, "Strip down, facing me."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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How do you feel if you see a sheepdog with a melon?

"Melon-collie."

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posted by "Kyoto" |
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My wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard the couple at the next table discussing their bill.

"Well Mary," said the man, "near as I can figure, based on the price of the ham dinner you just ate, we've got a hog back on the farm worth at least $137,000."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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What was the dog doing on the turnpike?

About seven miles an hour.

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posted by "RS" |