Why is the letter 'B' very cold?
Because its between AC.
He may look like an idiot and he may talk like an idiot...
But don't let that fool you...
He really is an idiot.
Moe: "My wife converted me to religion."
Moe: "Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."
What does an Orthopedic Surgeon like for breakfast?
Rice Krispies... because they go SNAP, CRACKLE, & POP!