Latest Jokes

Mother Lion: Junior, what are you doing?

Lion Cub: I’m chasing a hunter around a tree.

Mother Lion: How many times must I tell you not to play with your food?

What happened when they crossed a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker?

The bird not only delivered the mail, but also knocked on the door.

Neighbor: You say your son is only four, and he can spell his name backwards as well as forwards? What is his name?

Proud Father: Otto.

A proud father never tired of telling how smart his son Arthur was.

“Arthur could recite the Gettysburg Address when he was ten years old. Lincoln didn’t say it until he was fifty!”