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I just love it when you are at a play or movie theater and they make the announcement, "Please silence your cell phones..."

Why do they have to announce that?

I mean how many people are carrying around a landline phone?

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posted by "Kevin Hutchison" |
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My uncle, a courtroom artist, was arrested last night.

At this posting, details are sketchy.

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A man was walking down the street stealing loads of garden gates...

No one said anything in case he took a fence!

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posted by "raza" |
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Wife: "Do you want to eat something?"

Me: "Maybe, what are the options?"

Wife: "Yes or no!"

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