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Census Taker: "How many children do you have?"

Woman: "Four."

Census Taker: "May I have their names, please?"

Woman: "Eenee, Meenee, Minee and George."

Census Taker: "Okay, that's fine. But may I ask why you named your fourth child George?"

Woman: "Because we didn't want any Moe!"

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Someone keeps dumping soil all over my garden bed, and I don't know who's doing it???

The plot thickens...

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What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi.

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A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, "Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do whatever I want?"

The father answered immediately, "I don't know. Nobody has lived that long yet."

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