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$8.00 won 8 votes

Did you know that 97% of the world is dumb?

Luckily I’m in the other 5%!

8 votes

posted by "Danny Jackson" |
2 votes

“Everyone in the bus,” the bus driver shouted so he could close the live bus door and pull away from the curb.

“No,” a female voice called. “I’m not inside yet. Wait until I get my clothes on!”

Everyone in the bus turned to catch a glimpse of the woman. She finally managed to get on the bus—with a large basket of laundry.

2 votes

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$15.00 won 9 votes

Ford: It’s affordable so why not.

Dodge: Last forever because it’s always dodging the wrecks.

Ram: Built tough to withstand ramming stuff.

Chevy: Was really gonna be called “Heavy”, but was later decided on Chevy because it sounded better for a car company.

9 votes

posted by "WarmanAndrew" |
$6.00 won 7 votes

What do you use to catch a computer mouse?

Click bait.

7 votes

posted by "WarmanAndrew" |