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My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.

She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"

"What's the matter?" I asked.

"There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they're eating the tuna casserole I made tonight."

"That'll teach them!" I replied.

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
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My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?"

I said, "Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!"

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posted by "hassam" |
$8.00 won 8 votes

My wife was getting annoyed that I kept leaving freezer door open and it kept on defrosting.

We have since split up, it’s all water under the fridge.

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Richard Felt" |
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Bill went to the chiropractor thinking that the chiropractor would not be able to treat his chronic back pain.

After a few minutes, his back felt like new. The doctor asked, "How do you feel about chiropractors now,"

Bill replied, "I stand corrected!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |