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Lord, grant me the strength that I may not fall, Into the clutches of cholesterol.

At polyunsaturates I'll never mutter, For the road to Hell is paved with butter.

And cake is cursed and cream is awful, And Satan is hiding in every waffle.

Beelzebub is a chocolate drop, And Lucifer is a lollipop.

Teach me the evils of hollandaise, Of pasta and globs of mayonnaise.

And crisp fried chicken from the South, Lord, if you love me, shut my mouth.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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On a Butcher's window....

"Let Me Meat Your Needs!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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In a Podiatrist's window there was a sign:

"Time Wounds All Heels!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$50.00 won 10 votes

"Why did you name your pig Ink?"

"Because it kept running out of the pen."

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |