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As I was admitted the hospital for a procedure, the clerk asked for my wrist, saying, "I'm going to give you a bracelet."

"Has it got rubies and diamonds?" I ask coyly.

"No," he said. "But it cost just as much."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
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posted by "HENNE" |
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Two cab drivers met.

"Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?"

"Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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My pregnant daughter and her husband were checking out a new birth facility that was more like a spa. The birthing room had a hot tub, soft music, and candlelight.

"What do you think?" she said

He looked around. "Isn't this how we got here in the first place?"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Father: “Son, you’ve been looking skinny lately, you should eat more food.”

Son responds swiftly by going to a fast food restaurant, planning to order a hefty amount of food.

Son to cashier: “Let me get three double bacon cheeseburgers, two large shakes, and four medium fries.”

Cashier: “Will that be all?”

Son: “Will that be all? Do you realize how much food I just ordered? First my father thinks I don’t eat enough, now you?”

Cashier: “Can I get you anything else today?”

Son: “You know this is unbelievable, I’m really making an effort here!”

Cashier: “Would you like to see our specials?”

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Jacob Kushner " |