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"My Friday is ruined!"

"Why, what happened?"

"I realized today is Tuesday."

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Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers.

However, all the Swiss league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire, and we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his toe?


MI-TO-SIS!

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You should always be nice to your children...

...they pick which nursing home you go to when you get really old!

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