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I saw this ad for burial plots...

I thought to myself, "That is the last thing I need!"

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Benjones" |
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Little Johnny was celebrating his birthday soon. His father asked him what he would like for his birthday. Without hesitation Johnny said, "A spider." His father was somewhat incredulous, so he asked him again. "I really want a spider," responded Johnny.

Well, his father went to the pet store and asked the salesperson, "Do you sell spiders?"

"We sure do," was the response.

"How much do they cost?"

"$50.00," said the clerk.

Somewhat taken aback, Johnny's father said, "That's too expensive. I'm sure I can find something cheaper on the web."

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
4 votes

I threw a boomerang a few years ago...

Now I live in constant fear.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
3 votes
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Talk about writing skills...

Lawyers are the only people who can write a 10,000-word document and call it a "brief"!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |