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Where does a pessimistic space shuttle travel?

Through Negative Space.

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posted by "darryl Whetung" |
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A man went to his doctor and said, "Help me, doctor. I think my eyesight is getting worse."

The doctor asked the man to look out the window. "Tell me what you see," he said, pointing.

"I see the sun," the man replied.

The doctor turned to him and asked, "Just how much farther do you want to see?"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I took my daughter to the dentist for a checkup. After a thorough examination, the dentist told her she needed a filling.

After removing the cavity, the dentist asked her what kind of filling would she like.

She replied, "Chocolate, please."

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CATEGORY Dentist Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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There is a guy stealing iPhones around town...

At some point he’s going to face time!

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |