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There is never enough time to do it right the first time...

But there is always enough time to do it over!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Two ladies are walking to their local County Fair, when it starts to rain. One says to the other, "Put your umbrella up, it's raining."

"I can't," says the other, "it's got holes in it."

"Holes in it?" the first lady asks. "Why did you bring it with you?"

The response, "I didn't think it would rain."

6 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Egbert" |
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On a recent flight from New York to Seattle an elderly lady stands up and shouts, "Is there a doctor here?"

A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and tells her, "I am. What is the problem?"

She replies, "Do you want to meet my daughter?"

7 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
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posted by "Egbert" |
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I was riding my bike when my good friend Aaron stepped off the curb.

Even though I was able to stop, I ran him over. As he got up and examined his bruises, he asked me why I didn't stop.

"I couldn't," I said. "After all, I was running Aarons!"

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Pillowpack" |