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Farmer to Customer: "Do you know how to tell the difference between a Georgia peach and a Great Northern peach?"

Customer: "No."

Farmer: "Their accent."

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CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
posted by "Janice Marler" |
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A minister delivered a sermon in 10 minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the usual length of his sermons. He explained, "I regret to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of eating paper, ate that portion of my sermon which I was unable to deliver this morning."

After the service, a visitor from another church shook hands with the preacher and said, "Reverend, if that dog of yours has any pups, I want to give one to my minister."

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "HENNE" |
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A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"

"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.

"That's it! I can never remember that word."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A young man was a very slow worker and subsequently found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the employment office, he was offered work at the local zoo.

When he arrived for his first day, the keeper, aware of his reputation, told him to take care of the tortoise section.Later, the keeper dropped by to see how the young man was doing and found him standing by an empty enclosure with the gate open.

"Where are the tortoises?" he asked.

"I can't believe it," said the new employee, "I just opened the door and whoosh, they were gone!"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |