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Doctor: Your DNA is backwards.

Me: And?

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posted by "Richard Felt" |
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I came home from work this evening and said to my wife, "Are we having salad for dinner?"

"Yes we are, how did you know?" she asked.

I replied, "Because I can't hear the smoke alarm."

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I was having trouble with my computer at work so I called IT Support...

He said, "Have you tried disabling cookies?"

I said, "Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man?"

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posted by "Richard Felt" |
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When it's sunny I think 'Beer garden.'

When it rains I usually go to the pub for a while.

When it's snowing I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of beer.

I'm starting to think I have a problem with the weather.

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posted by "Richard Felt" |