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Why do chicken coups have only two doors?

Because if they had four doors, they would be a sedan!

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posted by "ragspirit49" |
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Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first one.

"Me too," said the second. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."

They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate until they could eat no more. "I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the tree," said the first one.

"Me neither, let's just lay here and bask in the warm sun," said the second.

"Okay," said the first. They plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had fallen asleep, a big fat tomcat snuck up and gobbled them up.

As he sat washing his face after his meal, he thought, "I love baskin' robins."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Tomaso" |
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Conversation between a guy and a salesperson during the new Tesla roadster drive test...

"Excuse me, sir, I see on the specs that the new Tesla roadster comes standard with a defibrillator?"

"Are you ready to hear the price?"

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posted by "Constantine" |
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Mother: "Why was the phone busy all night?"

Babysitter: "The fire department put me on hold."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |