“Boss can I have a week off around Christmas?”
“Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?”
My friend Jay had twin girls recently and he wanted to name them after him...
So I suggested Kaye and Elle.
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
An offer you can’t understand.
My friend couldn’t afford to pay his high water bill...
So I sent him a “Get 'Well' Soon” card.