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My wife was getting annoyed that I kept leaving freezer door open and it kept on defrosting.

We have since split up, it’s all water under the fridge.

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Bill went to the chiropractor thinking that the chiropractor would not be able to treat his chronic back pain.

After a few minutes, his back felt like new. The doctor asked, "How do you feel about chiropractors now,"

Bill replied, "I stand corrected!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I have a friend who made billions of dollars writing and selling Cliff Notes.

One day I asked him where he got the idea and he said, "Well, to make a long story short . . . "

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I was complaining the other day to a friend about the knot in my tie.

He asked, "Do you know how to do a Windsor knot?"

I replied, "It does not matter if you Windsor knot, it is how you play the game!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |