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Have you ever wondered...

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Wayne was returning home from a business trip, bags in hand, and slowly making his way to his vehicle in the crowded airport garage. Suddenly a large dark car screeched to a stop in front of Wayne, and the driver pointed menacingly at him. "Get in," the driver ordered. "I'll take you to your car."

Startled, Wayne took a step backward. "Ah...no thanks," he answered. "I can get there myself."

"No!" the man barked back as he threw open his passenger side door. "Get in!"

Wayne's eyes now darted around the garage, hoping to find a security guard.

Just then, the driver's face softened. "Please," he said, "I've been driving up and down for two hours. I can't find a space to park, and I want yours."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Therapist: "So why do you want to end your marriage?"

Wife: "I hate the constant star wars puns."

Husband: "Divorce is strong with this one!"

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posted by "Adie Peter" |
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If a word is misspelled in the dictionary...

How would we ever know?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |